Nappy Headed Moes

Paris Hilton has a date to become her cell mate’s firecrotch

Finally, a celebrity who can’t buy their way out of the justice system. Today Paris Hilton, after blatantly violating her parole for drunk driving was told by a judge she was to serve 45 days in county jail. Had it been anyone else, her ass would have been in jail a long time ago. Almost 99.9% of the time people of fame and celebrity get out of any jail time or taking any real responsibility for their actions. This ruling is that .01% of justice that ever gets handed down. And unlike other celebs that get to spend their time in posh facilities, Paris will be reporting to one of California’s nastiest jails in South-Central L.A. Whose going to be the fire-crotch now!?

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